Food Humor
Some Food Humor for you this fine Wednesday..
1. If you eat something and no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food/drinks used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as "chee keok chou" (ginger pork trotters), ginseng chicken, dark chocolate, brandy, whisky.
2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are cancelled out by the diet soda.
3. When you eat with someone else, calories don't count if you don't eat more than they do.
4. Food/drinks used for medicinal purposes NEVER count, such as "chee keok chou" (ginger pork trotters), ginseng chicken, dark chocolate, brandy, whisky.
5. Foods that have the same color have the same number of calories. Examples are: spinach and pistachio ice cream; mushrooms and white chocolate.
NOTE: Chocolate is a universal color and may be substituted for any other food color.
6. Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat. Examples are frozen pies, popsicles and.. ICE-CREAM!
Happy Wednesday:)
Happy Wednesday:)
Footnote:
*Specially dedicated to my friends whom, upon returning from a certain Northern Exposure makan trip, are currently undergoing and intensive detox programme. It sucks, it's boring and tasteless but it'll be worth it soon.. Not all faces are featured in the photos above, but you know who you are:) The usual suspects.
8 comments:
Yea, gimme my cuppa iced coffee with ICE CREAM! U dun call me alilfatmonkey for nuthing!
"Foods that are frozen have no calories because calories are units of heat."
brilliant.
Qmunkey:
yar la, u so farnee.. "ciki, let's eat healthy.. Ramen. Then, no dessert.. just coffee."
... with a HUGE DOLLOP of cream on top la, u mad munkey! Lunch is sinful wiv u:P hehe (I like!)
Nic:
brilliant indeed:P
Thanks for the diet tips. If I practise it religiously, I'll be guaranteed to put on 20lbs in 2 weeks. But you know what, if I don't look into a mirror, it won't count!!
LL:
that's a good one! Point 7. If you don't own a mirror, weight gain does not count! Burn the mirrors!
so much for detox..
point 8: use poison to fight poison i.e. eat fats to fight fats!
*lol*
CY's "Tamil movie dance pose whilst facing away from the camera" is so farnee....
My chemistry teacher used to say, like dissolves like...so cholestrol dissolves cholestrol? *ROFL*
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